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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”

– Amy Poehler

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MapCrunch thought process while stuck in the...

me: how do i escape these woods
me: no omg let me out
me: oh there's a road
me: keep following the road
me: oh look, more fucking trees
me: a fork in the road, okay. which way?
me: signs not in english.
me: FUCK. 
me: I'll go this way. 
me: trees.
me: oh a house.
me: if one of these people died no one would find them for a long time.
me: suck my dick road, you're too long.
me: where is the fucking city for shit's sake
me: this is terrible, how long does it take these people to get to store for groceries? 
me: TREES I WILL CUT YOU DOWN
me: i'm done
me: this is the final straw
me: there are no cities or airports, i quit
me: -keeps playing-